I hope you guys enjoy this collection of hilarious moments from my many rounds of Brawl. For reference: I’m generally always Player 3, nothing was staged, and aside from a few visual changes – we never actually hacked any of the gameplay itself. It’s possible you may need to watch this more than once to soak it all in….

Ray sent me this pretty awesome replacement cover for Super Smash Bros. Brawl to share with you all. Ray’s Mario Kart Wii replacement covers were a necessity since the official box art isn’t very good. Brawl’s box art is fine as is, but I must admit, I dig the sideways box art and the way Ray fit in every character! Keep in mind that he physically placed each and every one of the characters himself using ripped character art from the game, no small feat. The spine art is optional of course, so if you don’t like it you can just cut it off and use the front. One more shot of the box art plus the download after the break!

[Update]: Ray made a version without the ESRB logo for non-U.S. gamers.

Click on one of the images below to download the full resolution artwork to print out!

(with ESRB Teen rating logo)

(without ESRB Teen rating logo)

Yes, the day has finally arrived, March 9th, the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ray and I do both have the game and if you’d like a challenge, step up to the plate against Ray, his friend code is: 4081-5167-3527. If his skill is too much for you, you’re welcome to gain back your manhood by destroying me for a few rounds, my friend code is: 0387-8461-4907. Feel free to leave your friend code below so we and other 2P START! frequenters can Brawl together!

As said in a previous update, we wouldn’t be reporting on any of the leak stories unless we had confirmation, but this seems like its real.

So in other words – you don’t.

So when it was ‘leaked’ that Zelda’s down-special move was named ‘Twilight Change,’ and mumbled something about the name ‘Sheik’ in parenthesis, they immediately made a news post reading:

Sheik Confirmed!

Well, guess what happened? Turned out there wasn’t even a down-special move listed. So they made an additional news post titled:

Sheik De-confirmed

Wait, ‘de-confirmed?’ Well great, now saying something is ‘confirmed’ is totally useless, as it can be just as quickly de-confirmed. But, oh, does this get better.

Again, we apologize for this one piece of info that was unconfirmed. Just rememebr that weve been 100% correct on everything else, so there’s no need to doubt any other pieces of our info.

So in other words, you’re not always 100% correct about everything. Got it.

And finally, they recently posted a news update:

New Stage Confirmed as Final Destination!
Some websites have called the new stage we seen “end point” (end= Final, point= Destination), so this must be confirming Final Destination as the stage, if we couldn’t already tell.

Hmm, “so this must be confirming…” sure sounds promising. Why not just say, “New Stage Appears to be Final Destination?” Well, when their source in Japan actually picked up the magazine with this possible info, they then wrote:

“Final Destination is now 100% completely confirmed.”

Woah, look out everybody! This stage isn’t just confirmed… it’s 100% completely confirmed! Heck, that’s even better than 100% confirmed!

I swear that site is run by a couple of middle-schoolers….