Infidelity
It’s hard enough for me to draw females as it is, but drawing my own girlfriend? That’s just murder. I believe Jessica still does not approve of her cartoon counterpart, but eventually I’ll get it right….
And for those of you who don’t know, let me show you my pokemans.
Ray, women are never happy, so no, you’ll never get it right. But as far as which Pokemon is more feminine? That’s like having to choose between lipstick and mascara. Diamond or Pearl? They lost me when they ran out of colors and moved to precious stones. We’re already forfeiting most of our manhood just by buying and playing a Pokemon game, right? Now they have to completely strip it by making us choose between diamonds, pearls, rubies, sapphires, emeralds, and crystals? Why not “Pokemon Laser” or “Pokemon Deathmatch”? Oh well, I guess I’ll have to go out and buy Pokemon DS myself, but I’m getting Diamond.










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