Infidelity

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July 4th, 2007

Infidelity

RayIt’s hard enough for me to draw females as it is, but drawing my own girlfriend? That’s just murder. I believe Jessica still does not approve of her cartoon counterpart, but eventually I’ll get it right….

And for those of you who don’t know, let me show you my pokemans.

TimRay, women are never happy, so no, you’ll never get it right. But as far as which Pokemon is more feminine? That’s like having to choose between lipstick and mascara. Diamond or Pearl? They lost me when they ran out of colors and moved to precious stones. We’re already forfeiting most of our manhood just by buying and playing a Pokemon game, right? Now they have to completely strip it by making us choose between diamonds, pearls, rubies, sapphires, emeralds, and crystals? Why not “Pokemon Laser” or “Pokemon Deathmatch”? Oh well, I guess I’ll have to go out and buy Pokemon DS myself, but I’m getting Diamond.

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23 Comments

  1. wobbles says:

    I think it’s the breasts. Her chin is almost touching them, they should be just a tad lower.

    Naturally the boobs are all I’m capable of critiquing.

  2. Noodle_93 says:

    Good one! Is Cold Stone an Ice-Creamery over there? We have Cold Rock over here, and I think it’s the same.

  3. darklink123 says:

    I could not decide so I got diamond and pearl. I only like the games and not the anime or cards. (exept for team rocket, they are cool.)

  4. Uni says:

    Well now.. Sapphire, Ruby and Emerald are colours as well…

    I always found it odd they had pearl as pink.. when I certainly have never seen a pink pearl..

  5. JackiJinx says:

    Yea, those breasts are waaaaay too close to the chin. Gravity naturally weighs on them just a little.

    …unless your girlfriend happens to have very special ones. In that case, *scared*

  6. Jonic says:

    Pokémon Knife-fight?

    Actually, there could be some mileage in that…

  7. Cthulhu says:

    A Sign of /b/rotherhood? In MY 2Pstart!? It’s moar likely than you think.

  8. mod says:

    YAY!!! Lets all comment on the realism of cartoon breasts. Ready. Set. Moron.

  9. Adam_Y says:

    More masculine Pokemon titles? What about Tungsten and Titanium? They sound manly enough… right?

    As for drawing women, I can offer no advice, only on how to repel them.

  10. Dostovel says:

    Jejeje, Cool yet again.
    The drawings and expression are really great.
    Sadly i dont like the Pokes 🙁

  11. JackiJinx says:

    I’m being a moron for trying to help a guy understand why his girlfriend isn’t completely happy with his drawing? That’s a new one.

  12. rich says:

    yeah, its tough ray, you want to relax the upper-body a bit. the chest and especially the shoulders are too high, the back is unnaturally contoured.

    My advice is to do some research; look at a variety of comic or cartoon artists who’s style you’d like to integrate into your own and practice drawing, first copies of their work, then your own characters in a similar style. After a while, you’ll get a better idea of what it is you like about these artists’ styles and how you can enrich your own style with it.

    Hope that helps dude!

  13. CountChocula says:

    Yeah, steal other people’s styles! 😀

    (sarcasm, btw)

    Besides, Diamond IS masculine because it’s hard and used to be coal. Heck, Pearl could be masculine too, since pearls are specks of dirt lined with oyster spit. I defy you to find something more masculine than coal and spit.

  14. Man, I love Cold Stone. Now I must go.

  15. Navarr says:

    I’d like to see your Pokémanz.
    My Pokémanz, now let me show you them!

  16. Ally says:

    Get the girlfriend to get a DS and Diamond for the win.

  17. anonymous says:

    so i herd u liek mudkip

  18. Sano says:

    Pokemon is so yesterday.

  19. Pokemaster says:

    Pokemon needs an MMO where you can customize a character, and Nintendo keeps making new legendaries and dungeons. I would buy for $60 and $10 a month, even!

  20. Stealthguy says:

    To be fair, all those things were and are in hot demand for their monetary value.

  21. chriskatching says:

    Hehehe 😛

  22. Tatl says:

    I actually broke up with a guy because he made me choose between him and pokémon.

    We were like 9 years old.

  23. Gargomon251 says:

    Account inactive for 90 days 🙁

    Also pokemon is still awesome.

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